1185 Uprising: Asen and Peter's Revolt that Birthed Second Bulgarian Empire!

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- a long, long time ago.
Contributed by Livius Scandalus, Rome's Trendiest Tabloid Teller
Who Let the Bulgars Out? Woof, Woof, Woof Woof
Rome, get your togas in a twist because we've got a juicy tale for you! The year is 1185, and the word on the Via Sacra is all about the upstart Bulgarian brothers, Asen and Peter. Now, these aren't your regular plebeian siblings—they've staged a full-on revolt that's shaking the earth harder than Bacchus at an all-night wine fest.
Asen & Peter: The Dynamic Duo
Grab your amphorae of wine and sit down, because this story is wilder than a night at the Colosseum. You remember the Bulgars, right? Those pesky neighbors to the north, always stirring the pot. Well, this time they've gone and done it – they've started a revolt!
Asen and Peter are their names, and they're not your average Bulgarian brothers. They've got ambition bigger than Nero's ego, and they're leading this uprising with an iron fist and a jawline sharp enough to sheer a sheep.
Leading the Bulgars, they've declared independence from the Byzantine Empire and crowned themselves rulers of their own empire. Talk about an ambitious career move!
The Rise of the Second Bulgarian Empire
Here's where things get spicy, and trust me, it's hotter than a bowl of garum. After their epic revolt, the brothers didn't just go home and call it a day. No, they took the throne and started the Second Bulgarian Empire!
These boys were not playing around. They've gone from revolting ruffians to ruling royalty, all while throwing the Byzantine Empire into a tizzy.
Conclusion
So, fellow Romans, let's raise our goblets and toast to the Bulgarian Brothers, Asen and Peter. Whether you see them as audacious usurpers or daring dreamers, one thing's for sure – they're making history.
As always, keep your eyes on the stone tablets for the latest in scandalous news – because in Rome, there's never a dull moment. From the heart of Ancient Rome, this is Livius Scandalus, signing off.
Addendum: We'd advise against any travel plans to Bulgaria in the near future. Things are a tad...heated there right now.
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