19 BCE: Octavian's Glorious Return Spurs Annual Rome Gala!
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By Tabloidius Tremendus.- a long, long time ago.
19 BCE: Octavian Brings the Party to the Eternal City!
Gather round, fellow Romans, and bring out your best togas, because it's party time! The talk of the town is none other than our beloved Octavian, who's back in Rome and ready to bring down the house— Senate-house, that is. Brace yourselves, for the annual Rome Gala is but a moon away, and it's shaping up to be a night to remember!
Octavian’s Triumphal Entry: More Triumphs than Hercules!
Octavian, the cool-headed maestro of statecraft, has returned from his foray in Hispania, and let's just say the man knows how to make an entrance! With his ox-drawn chariot glittering in the morning sun, the triumphant conqueror was greeted by a sea of cheering citizens. The scene was reminiscent of Hercules returning from his legendary labors, except Hercules didn't bring home a mountain of gold like our boy Octavian!
Rome Gala: The Party of the Century or Bust!
Brace yourselves, fellow Romans, because Octavian is about to take this party to a whole new level. If our sources are to be believed, this year's annual gala will be a gas! With free-flowing Falernian wine, renowned gladiator matches, and surprise musical performances, we predict this night will be one for the annals of history.
Gladiator Line-Up: Spiculus, Tetraites, and More!
And speaking of gladiators, rumour has it that none other than Spiculus and Tetraites will be flexing their muscles in the arena. Forget about the Olympics, folks. This is where the real action will be!
Who's Who: A veritable Who's Who of Rome!
With Octavian hosting, you can bet your denarius that there'll be a veritable who's who of Rome's high society in attendance. Now's the time to get those toga dry cleaned, and maybe invest in a new hairpin or two (you didn't hear it from us!).
Octavian’s Gracious Gesture: A toast to the common man!
But here's the best part: in a grand gesture of generosity, Octavian has extended an invitation to all Roman citizens. That's right, folks – whether you're a noble senator or a humble pleb, you're welcome at the Gala. Now that's what we call a populist move!
So, get your party sandals on, Romans. With Octavian leading the festivities, this year's Rome Gala is guaranteed to be a night of epic proportions. Until then, "Valete et Plaudite!"
- 19 BCE, Rome
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