456 AD Scandal: Avitus Flees Rome After Shocking Coup!

AUGUST 10, 456 AD - The Eagle's Eye Latest: Emperor Avitus, Flees the City Following a Stunning Power Play by the Military!

The Backstory: From High-Riding Emperor to a Fleeing Fugitive

Avitus, our beloved Emperor, the one who held the fate of Rome in his hands, has been forced to scamper away like a squirrel who's just realized he's in a lion's den. Who would've thunk it, right? Well, in the immortal words of the great philosopher, Cicero, "The course of true power never did run smooth."

Always remember, you heard it first from your trusty tabloid, the Eagle's Eye! Keep reading to uncover the juicy details of this shocking coup.

Operation 'Show Avitus the Door'

Let's cut to the chase: Majorian and Ricimer, those sly dogs, planned and executed a coup that had more twists and surprises than a gladiator match. Seriously, who needs the Colosseum when you've got politics?

Under the guise of a military revolt, they managed to strip Avitus of his purple robe. No, not literally, people! We're talking about his imperial power, of course. The resulting vacuum created a power play more chaotic than a sale at the Roman market!

Avitus Sprints for the Hills - or Should We Say, the Alps?

Our sources tell us Emperor, ahem, 'Former Emperor' Avitus has departed Rome at a pace that would put a racing chariot to shame. Destination? Gaul, his homeland. As they say, there's no place like home, especially when you've been given the Roman boot!

Rumor has it he's now sporting the humble attire of a bishop, hoping to blend in. Talk about a fall from grace! From Emperor to Bishop...now that's one for the history scrolls!

The Aftermath: And the Eagle Has Landed...?

As for Rome, well, the dust is settling and the political jockeying has begun. Majorian, who had more than a little hand in this coup, is ready to swoop in like an ambitious eagle.

But hold onto your gladiator sandals, folks, because nothing is ever simple in the world of Roman politics. We've barely had time to say "Vale Avitus!" and already, the next power struggle is looming.

So, keep your eyes peeled to our papyrus scrolls for the hottest news, the juiciest gossip, and the most thrilling accounts of power struggles in the heart of Rome. The Eagle's Eye: always soaring above to bring you the truth!

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