AD 19 Scandal: Did Tiberius Poison Germanicus to Death?

XII Kal. Nov. A.D. XIX – The Roman Gazette

Did Tiberius "Take Out" Germanicus?

In a turn of events that's hotter than the Baths of Caracalla, the death of Germanicus has all of Rome whispering. What was touted as a sudden bout of illness, many are suggesting, was a lot more sinister.

Bring in the gladiators, folks, because we might just have a fight on our hands.

The Plot Thickens

Germanicus, widely known for his stunning military campaigns and shockingly good hair (move over, Apollo!), was beloved by many. So, when news of his untimely death reached the Imperial city, citizens were more than just a touch miffed.

"Germanicus was as healthy as a horse... a really, really good-looking horse," said Publius, a local innkeeper. "Next thing you know, he's pushing up the daisies. It's all a bit fishy if you ask me."

Tiberius: The Man, The Myth, The Murderer?

Rumors are swirling faster than a chariot race at the Circus Maximus that Tiberius, our resident Emperor, might have had a hand in Germanicus' untimely demise. To be fair, Tiberius has never been the life of the party, known more for his stoic demeanor than his friendly banter. But murder? That's a new one.

"I've always thought there was something a bit dodgy about him," said Octavia, a fruit seller in the Forum. "But then again, he did once underpay me for a bunch of grapes."

Poison: The Emperor's New Friend

So what's the skinny on the method of murder? Poison, people, poison. The rumors are as thick as the fog on the Tiber that Tiberius had a potion whipped up more lethal than Bacchus' worst wine.

Of course, the Emperor fervently denies these accusations, claiming his only crime is a slight overindulgence in stuffed dormice. But then again, what else would we expect him to say?

The Investigation

The Senate has promised a full investigation into Germanicus' death, which we're sure will be as thorough and unbiased as a Roman dice game.

In the meantime, we'll keep our ears to the ground and our eyes on the Emperor. Rest in peace, Germanicus. Rome salutes you.

And remember, people, in the words of the wise Virgil, "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts." Or, in this case, Emperors bearing goblets.

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