October 11: Jupiter's Wine Fiesta, Meditrinalia Unveiled!
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By Gossipia Gladiatrix.- a long, long time ago.
The Party of the Decade Descends From the Heavens
Non postulo, sed vinum! (I don't need therapy, I need wine!)
Romans, get ready to uncork your amphorae and don your finest toga. This October 11, the Gods are in a generous mood and Jupiter himself is throwing what promises to be the party of the decade! And trust us, this isn't your average forum mixer—it's the Meditrinalia, the wine fiesta to end all wine fiestas!
New Wine, Old Wine: Jupiter Says, "Why Not Both?"
No need to choose between last year’s vintage and the new batch, because at Meditrinalia, you're encouraged to enjoy both. In fact, the tradition calls for Romans to sip old and new wine for good health. We can already hear the cheers (and hiccups) resounding from the Palatine to the Capitoline.
Think of it as Saturnalia meets Vinum Veritas. After all, as Plautus said, "Let Bacchus' wealth flow freely!" Or was it, "The wine-cask is a good counselor?" Either way, let's not argue with the wisdom of the ancients.
From Dawn to Dusk: The Events
Not only will there be barrels of fun, but the festivities also include a series of events scheduled from sunrise to sunset.
Toga Run
Kick off the morning with the Toga Run—where everyone's invited to race around the Circus Maximus in their best white linen. Prizes include, unsurprisingly, more wine!
Truth or Wine?
In the afternoon, the event Veritas Aut Vinum (Truth or Wine) takes center stage. Prepare your juiciest secrets or brave the vintage mystery wine. Spoiler alert—it's usually vinegar.
Twilight Procession
As dusk descends, join in the Twilight Procession. With torches ablaze and cups in hand, we march from the Temple of Jupiter to the River Tiber. Remember, it's not a race; it's a tipsy amble!
Jupiter’s Wine Fiesta: A Day to Remember!
So, Romans, dust off your laurels and ready your goblets. Let's make this Meditrinalia a day to remember. After all, we’re not just celebrating any wine fiesta, it's Jupiter’s Wine Fiesta!
Remember, In vino veritas. In wine, there is truth. And the truth is, this is going to be one heck of a party.
Fellow Romans, let's toast to Jupiter, to Rome, and—most importantly—to an endless supply of wine!
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