Senate Shocker: Hadrian Crowned Rome's King after Trajan Adoption Bombshell!

The Year 117 AD: A Year of Sensational Surprises

Ancient Rome, 117 AD. Hold onto your togas, folks! Rome's gossip grapevines are on red alert today in a series of shocking events that have left the Senate, and indeed the city, buzzing with excitement.

The Big Reveal: Trajan Pulls a Fast One

The Plot Thickens

In a move that no augur could predict, Roman Emperor Trajan has named Hadrian, a relatively unknown political player, as his adoptive son and heir to the throne. Talk about a plot twist! From out of nowhere, Trajan has sent shockwaves through the Empire, and we're still picking up our jaws from the marble floor.

Who would've thought Trajan, the guy who expanded our empire to its maximum territorial extent, would drop an adoption bombshell that's louder than a Barbarian war cry?

Hadrian: The Mystery Man

Our new soon-to-be King, Hadrian, one-time consul and governor, is quite the enigma. Hailing from Italica, a Roman city in modern-day Spain, he's a bit of an outsider. Some say it's his military prowess, others say it's his sick oratory skills. We'll see how he handles the big leagues.

We did manage to snag a quick interview with him between Senate meetings, and let's just say he's ready to hit the ground running. When asked about his unexpected ascension, he replied, "I'm just as surprised as you are, but I'm ready to take Rome to new heights. We're going to build a wall, and make the Parthians pay for it."

Rome Reacts: From Shock to Jubilation

"We Didn't See That Coming!"

Rome hasn't been this shocked since, well, the last gladiatorial games. But it's not all gasps and gaping mouths. The common citizens seem to be warming up to the idea of Hadrian ruling the roost.

Marcus, a local cobbler, told us, "I'm all for it. At least it keeps things interesting. Plus, he can't be worse than that Nero guy, right?"

The Senate Speaks

Even the senators are coming around. Initially shocked, they're now singing praises of Trajan's wise choice. Senator Gaius was quoted saying, "Trajan knows what he's doing. He wouldn't pick a dud. Hadrian's our guy."

So as we await the formal coronation ceremony, one thing's for sure - Rome is in for an exciting new era under Hadrian's rule. Will he continue Trajan's legacy of expansion or will he, as rumor has it, focus on consolidating and strengthening the empire from within? Only time will tell.

Stay tuned, Romans. There’s never a dull moment in our beloved Eternal City.

So, gather your scrolls and get ready, because Rome's next chapter is bound to be as spicy as a bowl of garum. Raise your wine cups, citizens. Here's to Hadrian!